Thank you, BKH

[Plantacious]

With BKH, you get an email when your package has "out for delivery status"
BKH knows when your mailman/woman is approaching your home with your BKH package in their hand.
How do they do that ?
I suspect BKH hires Private Investigators to follow your package all the way to your doorstep, and those investigators send you an email when it is near.
That must be how they do it.
Brilliant

 

[Zaphod]

With BKH, you get an email when your package has "out for delivery status"
BKH knows when your mailman/woman is approaching your home with your BKH package in their hand.
How do they do that ?
I suspect BKH hires Private Investigators to follow your package all the way to your doorstep, and those investigators send you an email when it is near.
That must be how they do it.
Brilliant

Spoiler

I might get banned but the "real truth" is that kava is tracked worldwide as it interacts with 5G towers on a molecular level. This allows our reptilian overlords to make sure we are getting our kava and stay placated masses and don't rise [connection terminated]

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