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Tonga by kavafied
Tonga by kavafied:
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the Kava is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home (I want you, please, take me home)

Ok so I can't find if I already did a review or not, so why the fuck not do a review? Imagine having a bunch of redbull.. imagine making that hyper face...ok got that picture? now imagine a fairygrog father comes along and hits you upside the head with a skillet and sends you to the mystical lands Fantastica with a touch of Thra, and you wake up, huge ear to ear grin.
That's Kavafied tonga in a nutshell. The 180 degree opposite of the type of daytime grog that's uppity, but sidesteps the instant desire to go find a horizontal surface and invent time travel, to wake up many hours later wondering why have a vicegrip on your head, and who's thong is that?
This is still has a tendency to cause some amount of couch lock, while not needing to do an Epic Saga to get off a chair to find the bathroom and then the kitchen for some grub.

extremely mystical and magical feeling after a few shells.
 
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