I Love Kava Friday Voicemail Friday!

[verticity]

Yikes @verticity ... well at least you still have 2 good ones. You do have 2 good ones .... right? Anyway, I'm tired of hearing about you'alls testicular problems, sex change operations, underwear color, and criminal records. It's Friday and I'm old school and I'm ready to get relaxified. Gulp, gulp, Gulp. Awwwwww! Yup, a tablespoon in a cup of water and it sho is relaxin'. I'm trying to convince GHK to do a commercial like that in Texas with a Cowboy complete with stetson and boots. I'll see you guys on the flip flop.

I do have 2 good ones, but they are uncomfortably large, so I'm going in for reduction surgery.

 

[Groggy]

So by now there are usually a few pages of comments, jokes etc.
But ask a bunch of krunkers to make a phone call and here is post #22

 

[verticity]

 

[Deleted User01]

I do have 2 good ones, but they are uncomfortably large, so I'm going in for reduction surgery.
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You got a lot of balls posting something like that ...

 

[KavaKitty]

How did I miss this thread, dammit! I suck all the ass lol.

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[Deleted User01]

How did I miss this thread, dammit! I suck all the ass lol.Sent from my XT1034 using Tapatalk

I think you meant to say "My sorry ass sucks" or something to that effect. @KavaKitty, what country are you from? Just curious. Now get your ass in gear and pay attention next time.
Aw balls, sorry @verticity, I went off topic and started talking about the various ways ass can be used as a noun. Now where were we ...

 

[KavaKitty]

I think you meant to say "My sorry ass sucks" or something to that effect. @KavaKitty, what country are you from? Just curious. Now get your ass in gear and pay attention next time. [emoji38]Aw balls, sorry @verticity, I went off topic and started talking about the various ways ass can be used as a noun. Now where were we ...

Hahaha, I'm from NY, that's just an expression we use (my friends and i). PLEASE don't take it literally, lol. [emoji102]

 

[Deleted User01]

Hahaha, I'm from NY, that's just an expression we use (my friends and i). PLEASE don't take it literally, lol. [emoji102]

Yes, we know that. We say that here in South Texas too. Anyway, to continue the lesson. Ass can also be used as an Adjective, for example, "KavaKitty's Big Ass Adventure". Perhaps you might even write a children's book with that title and fully illustrated by your big ass. Ya see, my sorry ass is very familiar with the latest in street talk.

 

[KavaKitty]

Yes, we know that. We say that here in South Texas too. Anyway, to continue the lesson. Ass can also be used as an Adjective, for example, "KavaKitty's Big Ass Adventure". Perhaps you might even write a children's book with that title and fully illustrated by your big ass. [emoji38] Ya see, my sorry ass is very familiar with the latest in street talk.

"KavaKitty's Giant Ass Adventure," wherein the Kitty and her ghetto booty discover the wonderful world of botanical remedies. The Kitty also learns along the way that awa is, among other things, an appetite suppressant and, thus, at the end, she says goodbye to her giant ass as it ascends to Assvana.

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[Deleted User01]

Ok @KavaKitty , you need furthur tutoring. It's not giant ass or huge ass. The term is "big ass". And now for your final lesson. Here we will talk about the phrase "kickass" and his troublesome cousin "suckass". So kickass is easy. "Man that kava is kickass." "Suckass" is more problematically and can turn you into the "butt" of a joke if not said in the proper context. But here is a perfect example, "The service was suckass but the food was ok". Class dismissed ....

 

[verticity]

How did I miss this thread, dammit! I suck all the ass lol.

I think you meant to say "My sorry ass sucks" or something to that effect. ...

 

[KavaKitty]

Ok @KavaKitty , you need furthur tutoring. It's not giant ass or huge ass. The term is "big ass". And now for your final lesson. Here we will talk about the phrase "kickass" and his troublesome cousin "suckass". So kickass is easy. "Man that kava is kickass." "Suckass" is more problematically and can turn you into the "butt" of a joke if not said in the proper context. But here is a perfect example, "The service was suckass but the food was ok". Class dismissed ....

I am officially schooled.

 

[HeadHodge]

Ok @KavaKitty , you need furthur tutoring. It's not giant ass or huge ass. The term is "big ass". And now for your final lesson. Here we will talk about the phrase "kickass" and his troublesome cousin "suckass". So kickass is easy. "Man that kava is kickass." "Suckass" is more problematically and can turn you into the "butt" of a joke if not said in the proper context. But here is a perfect example, "The service was suckass but the food was ok". Class dismissed ....

you forgot 'fat ass' as in: "Quit drinking Kava, get off your fat ass and get back to work"

 

[Deleted User01]

Headgie, don't forget "bad ass". It is much less demeaning and is actually kickass. Ex: "I'm going to get my bad ass off the couch and do a Kava review."

 

[HeadHodge]

Headgie, don't forget "bad ass". It is much less demeaning and is actually kickass. Ex: "I'm going to get my bad ass off the couch and do a Kava review."

You know that ain't happening after drinking kava. That's why you need a motivator (i.e. wifey) to make you: "Get your fat-ass off the couch and do a review. (NOW!)"