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Kava Botany What in the world is this????

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Yes, yes, of course! If I answer Kava, I'm always right. So Kava Roots it is. After all, this ain't the spaghetti forum. :D
 

Gourmet Hawaiian Kava

Kava Expert
Kava Vendor
Hi everyone, it is in fact kava root hairs, this kava is the highly acclaimed Moi. Most kava does not produce a lot of root hairs but Moi and Hanakapi Ai does. I will post another picture of some regular lateral roots but here is a picture of the Moi root hairs, stalks and all.---

Aloha nui loa

Chris
 

Capitán Bastos

Presanteur
My ex wife's dried up tentacles.
She probably went to Hawaii and had them removed on my dime. She probably knows I'm a member here, probably found out using her juju or marabou tricks to find out. There's probably a chicken with no head and a three legged goat hopping around somewhere. She probably dumped it there knowing Chris would find it and make this post. Probably.
I respect her tenacity.
 

Capitán Bastos

Presanteur
Mo'i hairs? Is that what Elton John was referring to in his classic song "Bennie and the Jets"?

"Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a Mo'i hair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets"​
Bwahahahaha!
 
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