"Fire of Desire" Kava for "Strengthening Sexuality" and "Erectile Dysfunction"

[TheKavaSociety]

LOL

 

[kavadude]

Y'all keep asking about kava and libido, here it is. Look for it in your local gas station

 

[TheKavaSociety]

It's worth noting that this product seems to be certified by "AO SN INTERNATIONAL OF THE UNITED STATES MEN'S HEALTH RESEARCH INSTITUTE". Sounds legit!

 

[avahZ]

Got to collect em all!
So would two day qualify for a dr visit?

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

Finally I can stop consuming snake wine and yak penis!

 

[Steve Mariotti]

Nothing would make me give up yak penis.

 

[verticity]

Limp block to the knees of erectile dysfunction

Is that some kind of very appropritely named Kung Fu move?

Excretion of unclean amnesia insomnid symptoms, such as prostate

It makes you pee your prostate out? Hey, I don't need my prostate anymore, maybe I should get some of that stuff.

 

[Steve Mariotti]

I believe "Limp Block to the Knees of Erectile Dysfunction" is on the same page as "Monkey Picks Grapes" in the groin-targeted chapter of Kung Fu.

And it sounds like a move that would make you pee your prostate out. Or at least excrete some symptoms of the unclean and/or amnesia and/or insomnid variety.

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Jesus Christmas lol

 

[verticity]

If you use this product, your erection will last for two days...

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Hahah I wish...

 

[verticity]

Get it? "two days" ??

 

[avahZ]

Get it? "two days" ??

Done beat yea to it, see my post above. Don't think folks got it either...

 

[verticity]

Done beat yea to it, see my post above. Don't think folks got it either...

Indeed. Subtlety is sometimes lost on this crowd (and on me) If I've learned anything in my time here, if yer gonna make a dick joke, the more explicit the better.

 

[avahZ]

I'd hardly say the joke requirements here are that stiff.

Make no bones about it, you are correct!

 

[Kava Steve]

Going to the Dictor TwoDay to get it fingered out

 

[verticity]

I'd hardly say the joke requirements here are that stiff.

You know, I was just thinking about @Deleted User as I made that comment, wondering "would 'e pop up right now?"

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Nothing would make me give up yak penis.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[NAMBATU]

I take it the anti-poaching efforts are working.