"Fire of Desire" Kava for "Strengthening Sexuality" and "Erectile Dysfunction"

[verticity]

So these kava libido capsules... They wouldn't give you dermo in exactly the wrong place would they?

Or exactly the right place, depending on your perspective.

 

[verticity]

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@Deleted User01 @HeadHodge @Kapmcrunk @kavadude and @Deleted User were spotted yesterday trying out Fire of Desire down at the local kava bar.

No thongks.

 

[verticity]

So are the Chinese somehow convinced that kava has something to do with sex? I just saw this on Alibaba:

 

[Steve Mariotti]

Ooh, I want some Hormone powder so that I can have more raw sex.

 

[verticity]

Ooh, I want some Hormone powder so that I can have more raw sex.

I would rather have cooked sex... (I'm a pan fried sexual, you know)

 

[NAMBATU]

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Gotta love the completely unnecessary knife and fork just to make it look foreign.

 

[verticity]

Gotta love the completely unnecessary knife and fork just to make it look foreign.

We always eat our powdered aphrodisiacs with knife and fork here in the West, you know...

 

[verticity]

I can't read this thread without laughing so hard my eyes water. Thanks guys....and THANKS OBAMA.

THANKS GEORGE W BUSH'S PENIS

 

[verticity]

it bears striking resemblance to the yak penis of my imagination

That gives new meaning to "Pan Fried Sexual"

 

[verticity]

Yak penis is probably too "exotic" for most 'Muricans. We prefer us some hearty beef pizzle (with potatoes of course--2 strategically placed baked potatoes)

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

The fact that it's actual printed on name is Pizzle, brings me so much joy.

 

[verticity]

The fact that it's actual printed on name is Pizzle, brings me so much joy.

Pizzle is the shizzle

 

[verticity]

Sometimes they chop it into pieces, and then you have.... a pizzle puzzle.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

Pizzle Piper pizicked a pizeck of pickled pizzles

 

[Steve Mariotti]

I like that they just say "beef pizzle" and didn't confront the difficulty of labeling it either "bull pizzle" or "steer pizzle" since once it's removed a bull becomes a steer, but with it intact it's a bull. A bit of quandary.

 

[kavadude]

My old dog loved "bully sticks" and we'd have a few lying around on the floor at the house at any given time. Really brightens up the place, if you ask me

 

[Edward]

Yak penis is probably too "exotic" for most 'Muricans. We prefer us some hearty beef pizzle (with potatoes of course--2 strategically placed baked potatoes)

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I'm glad that thing comes with "safe handling instructions"!

 

[verticity]

I'm glad that thing comes with "safe handling instructions"!

Oh my. I actually posted that, didn't I?

No regrets

 

[verticity]

Oh geez. This whole thread.

 

[Atticus]

Hey. It's not the size of the Beef pizzle that matters. It's how you use it.