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Namby Pamby
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Pan-Fried Sexuals, Welcome to our First Seasonal Pan-Fried Friday Kava Partay! A shoutout to @awametal for coming up with the idea several days ago. The Kava Partay celebrates Kava and all the good things it has brought to our anxious, stress filled, and pain ridden existence. (Bwah, bwah). 
It is also a celebration of the camaraderie of the members who have a reputation for being the most intelligent, thoughtful, and caring people of any forum in this Universe. (Whoo hooo) 
This partay will take place in cyberspace and specifically in this thread and the shoutbox. We invite all the Pan-Fried participants to do the following:
Partake of the kava of your choice and describe the effects and how it makes your life better.
Tell us where you are when posting. A restaurant, sumo wrestling match, your backyard, etc.
Invite your friends to join the party as guests and post their observations.
As we all know, Kava is the “nerd” of botanical drugs. The effects are described as “nice” and “calming”. Kava is also a “working man’s drug” that was used by Islanders at the end of a hard day of fishing and farming. Modern day members use this botanical to reduce stress while keeping a clear mind and taking care of business.
And so this is not a stoner party where words like “wasted” and “wired” are often used. Just a word of advice for Newbies wanting to join the fun. But please do join the Kava Forums if you wish to join in what can only be described as good, clean, relaxing fun with your fellow members.
And so here is our opening prayer to the creator of Kava, whoever and wherever he/she/it/they may be:
Creator, we thank you for this wonderful botanical that helps us overcome our weaknesses and contributes to our quality of life. Please watch over this fragile flock as we celebrate our current blessings and as we gaze hopefully to the future in anticipation of even greater blessings.
So sound the trumpets, release the Kracken, and cut the ribbon! As early as it might be, let the Partay begin! Bulaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha !!!
P.S.
First member to consume a shell and make a post is a “good egg”. A good sunny side up pan-fried egg. Said member will be automatically anointed the official “Partay Animal” of this Pan-Fried Friday.
It is also a celebration of the camaraderie of the members who have a reputation for being the most intelligent, thoughtful, and caring people of any forum in this Universe. (Whoo hooo) This partay will take place in cyberspace and specifically in this thread and the shoutbox. We invite all the Pan-Fried participants to do the following:
Partake of the kava of your choice and describe the effects and how it makes your life better.
Tell us where you are when posting. A restaurant, sumo wrestling match, your backyard, etc.
Invite your friends to join the party as guests and post their observations.
As we all know, Kava is the “nerd” of botanical drugs. The effects are described as “nice” and “calming”. Kava is also a “working man’s drug” that was used by Islanders at the end of a hard day of fishing and farming. Modern day members use this botanical to reduce stress while keeping a clear mind and taking care of business.
And so this is not a stoner party where words like “wasted” and “wired” are often used. Just a word of advice for Newbies wanting to join the fun. But please do join the Kava Forums if you wish to join in what can only be described as good, clean, relaxing fun with your fellow members.
And so here is our opening prayer to the creator of Kava, whoever and wherever he/she/it/they may be:
Creator, we thank you for this wonderful botanical that helps us overcome our weaknesses and contributes to our quality of life. Please watch over this fragile flock as we celebrate our current blessings and as we gaze hopefully to the future in anticipation of even greater blessings.
So sound the trumpets, release the Kracken, and cut the ribbon! As early as it might be, let the Partay begin! Bulaaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha !!!
P.S.
First member to consume a shell and make a post is a “good egg”. A good sunny side up pan-fried egg. Said member will be automatically anointed the official “Partay Animal” of this Pan-Fried Friday.
I hope to get my Hanapaki today but it's a tossup so I'm getting my Papa Kea ready to rock. I also got some Ginger Beer per another members suggestion. Should be in interesting day, I mean Partay.
