I Love Kava Friday Friday Poll: What is Kava?

[chandra]

I think kava is a dog. Friendly, loyal, and makes you wanna just sit around and cuddle with it.

 

[HeadHodge]

Correct, but using Mathematician Kurt Gödel's Transitive Theory of Stierscheiß, if you know what something 'is not' then you also know what that thing 'is', if you use use the correct Stierscheißian formulation for the meaning of the word 'is'. I can't believe I have to explain this to you..

Bull Kava. That's pure plagiarism straight from Sherlock himself. Your'e a literary thief.

 

[Capitán Bastos]

Bull Kava. That's pure plagiarism straight from Sherlock himself. Your'e a literary thief he ejaculated.

 

[HeadHodge]

• Eliminate all other factors, and the one which remains must be the truth.
  • Chap. 1, p. 92; similar expressions occur in The Sign of Four, chap. 6; The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, "The Adventure of the Beryl Coronet"; The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes, "Silver Blaze"; The Return of Sherlock Holmes, "The Adventure of the Priory School"; His Last Bow, "The Adventure of the Bruce-Partington Plans"; The Case-Book of Sherlock Holmes, "The Adventure of the Blanched Soldier".

 

[verticity]

Isn't there something along the lines of "eliminate all the impossible options, and whatever remains however improbable must be the truth"?
So:
It is impossible that kava is composed of solar plasma.
It is impossible that kava is made out of a man-made element such as plutonium.
It is impossible that kava is made out of plastic.
It is impossible that kava is people.
It is impossible that kava is made out of neutron star material.
Therefore, kava is a mammal (but not human)

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Yes!. That's why I voted mammal @verticity

 

[chandra]

Isn't there something along the lines of "eliminate all the impossible options, and whatever remains however improbable must be the truth"?
So:
It is impossible that kava is composed of solar plasma.
It is impossible that kava is made out of a man-made element such as plutonium.
It is impossible that kava is made out of plastic.
It is impossible that kava is people.
It is impossible that kava is made out of neutron star material.
Therefore, kava is a mammal (but not human)

So my dog answer stands up to scientific scrutinity

 

[VictoryRider]

Correct, but using Mathematician Kurt Gödel's Transitive Theory of Stierscheiß,

Dude, thanks for the belly-laugh -- I about fell out of my chair reading this. I have GOT to use this as a "reference" in
an engineering meeting sometime. Absolutely priceless!!

 

[kavamehameha]

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This is a fantastic pic, haha!! Do you have more kava related cartoons like that? We could start a new thread for this

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

There's tons by shakas over the years on here

 

[kavamehameha]

There's tons by shakas over the years on here

We/he should collect them into a thread!