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Kava Brewing Machine

Discussion in 'Kavafied' started by Kavafied, May 4, 2018.

  1. Kapmcrunk

    Kapmcrunk The Kaptain of Crunk KavaForums Founder

    I tell my favorite kava maker every night "Hey, you're breaking kastom by not making my kava for me" so far it hasn't worked.
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  2. HeadHodge

    HeadHodge Kneads Kava

    Every time i break kastom after drinking kava, she leaves.
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  3. VictoryRider

    VictoryRider Kava Enthusiast

    Details? How long does it take to make a batch, how many fl. oz. of kava per batch, etc.

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  4. kasa_balavu

    kasa_balavu Yaqona Dina

    I had a pile of coconuts to grate and squeeze today to make lolo (coconut milk) and I thought to myself... I could do with a Modernesian Coconut Machine.

    It looks like your machine could do the trick.

    Step 1:



    Step 2:




    I'm sure many Pacific Island and South Asian restaurants and hotels would love a single machine that could handle both those lolo-making steps. And of course grog guzzlers could use this to help sell the machine to their wives: "Honey I bought you a lolo-making machine for mothers day :kiss::kiss:."... a few days later... ":pompus: Hmmm... I wonder if this machine could be used to make grog ".
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  5. Kavafied

    Kavafied Kava Enthusiast Kava Vendor

  6. Krunkaroo

    Krunkaroo Kava Enthusiast

    Is it BPA free? does the mesh capture all the sediment or do you have to run it through one of your strainers aftwards?
  7. Kavafied

    Kavafied Kava Enthusiast Kava Vendor

    If you like super smooth kava this thing is for you. Still want to take the makas and give it a quick squeeze with a bag after to get the most out of it.
  8. Krunkaroo

    Krunkaroo Kava Enthusiast

    I ordered it. I use about 30 grams per day in aluball. How many days worth will dc-10 make for me?

  9. Kavafied

    Kavafied Kava Enthusiast Kava Vendor

    It has a 7 cup max. It's a nice change up for when you're burnt out from a long day and are too lazy to even shake up an aluball lol
  10. Kavafied

    Kavafied Kava Enthusiast Kava Vendor


    Side project....if anyone wants a DIY aluball shaking machine....this prototype will shake your balls 400x a minute ::aluball::::chugger::
    will cost you about $275 to make yourself
  11. Redrider

    Redrider Member

    Now the ACDC song is in my head...
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  12. Krunkie McKrunkface

    Krunkie McKrunkface Kava Enthusiast

    You shook me all night long?
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  13. Redrider

    Redrider Member

    Could've been Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, but, alas, it was

    So much to choose from...
  14. Plantacious

    Plantacious Kava Enthusiast

    Last edited: Jul 16, 2018 at 5:51 PM
  15. Kavafied

    Kavafied Kava Enthusiast Kava Vendor

    this is just some side experiment that we liked
  16. kastom_lif

    kastom_lif Kava Enthusiast

    Fixed that ;)
    All we do is work it up and down baby side to side
    sending a wave of emotion,
    come why don't you put a little lotion on your hand
    rub my kani in a slow motion.


    In Fiji they need a special machine to make lolo. But Hawaii get plenty lolos. Just look around! :LOL: