50ShadesOfKava
Official Kava Muppet
So I was traveling for job interviews, and found to my shock and dismay that my nutsack had done been left behind. Rolling through various alternatives, my wife had no stockings, and shy of using the provided shower cap and a fork, I happened to look to a T-shirt no longer needed for interview purposes, and utilized the clean portion of it, I fashioned a pouch. The more I used it, the better it worked, though care has to be used to aviod smegma... I mean makas from creeping out. I then added hotel's hot coco to my kava squeeze and diluted, and grabbed the ole ice bucket and wala, 2 quarts of chocolate kava delight ala MACguyver. I post this to show noobs how easy it is to make traditional without spending money, and as a tip for pros on what to do when traveling and in a similar position. Forget the kava itself though, may God have mercy upon your soul.