Hello! Thank you very much! I didn't even notice that there was a competition going on and I now feel embarrassed about the login name I chose (sort of provocatively, but I didn't think anyone would really notice). Mr Chris, thank you very much for your generous offer! Unfortunately I live in Japan and I am just about to move for some time to a different country with very strict laws regarding substances so I think that your kava may be confiscated by the authorities. At the same time, I do not want to spoil this great occasion for celebration of 100 members. Do you, and Mr Kapmcrunk think that instead of sending it to me, we could donate this kava for a competition? This way we would still celebrate 1000 members and also let merit (and not just fluke) decide on who should deserve the prize! My suggestion would be to have a competition for the best meme related to kava drinking (with you, Mr Chris, as the judge or the other forum members), but you are free to choose any other type of competition.
Trust me, I am very sorry that I will not benefit from your most generous prize. I am just very worried by it would be confiscated by the authorities. When I move back again to a country with more liberal approach to kava I will order your kava with a lot of joy.
Kind regards