Squanch Kava Vacation Announcement

[Squanch72]

Squanch Kava will be temporarily closed from June 30th until July 11th. My annual fourth of July trip back home to Sunny and Friendly Wilkes-Barre Pennsylvanian is right around the corner and wanted to give folks had a heads up.

 

[kavamehameha]

Have some relaxing days, my friend!

 

[Squanch72]

Have some relaxing days, my friend!

Thanks buddy, I hope to partake in a lot of shellaxing.

 

[Vice]

Omg that's a long time that I'd be with out Squanchy good kava if I don't get my lazy ass ordering some soon! I Squanch this kava,
I SQUANCH IT!!!

 

[The Kap'n]

Omg that's a long time that I'd be with out Squanchy good kava if I don't get my lazy ass ordering some soon! I Squanch this kava,
I SQUANCH IT!!!

We all squanch squanch's squanch on this blessed squanch.

 

[Squanch72]

Omg that's a long time that I'd be with out Squanchy good kava if I don't get my lazy ass ordering some soon! I Squanch this kava,
I SQUANCH IT!!!

So that is why some people pronounce it Sqwonch instead of Sqwanch, because of Rick and Morty. I need to watch more of that show. I based it on the way Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys pronounces Samsquanch.

 

[Vice]

I don't know why the Squanch they pronounce it like that mother Squancher. All I know is Rick and Morty Squanching hilarious,
Especially when I'm all Squanched up on some Squanch kava, which I think I'm going to go have me some Squanch right now because my wife just told me to Squanch off because she's having her Squanch, Squanch me!

 

[Squanch72]

When Squanch goes on vacation it is agin to National Lampoons Summer Vacation. It other words, its a Squanch-orama. Once you reach Orama status, there is no turning back.

There is a business in Barhamsville Virginia that has a sort of Christmas Vacation shrine in front of the store. An old station wagon done up like their green machine, a poster of the whole family, a large poster of Cousin Eddie with a hose going from the poster over to an old run down RV on the lot. I drove past it last night and was going to pull over and take a picture. Wish I did now.

 

[Squanch72]

Sales will shut down at 4pm eastern today. I will get the orders shipped after I get off shift at 4:30. Sales will reopen on the July 11th. Shipping to Canada through Squanchkava.com will also open on July 11th.

 

[The Kap'n]

 

[The Kap'n]

I think the funniest part of that squanch tailgate is that I literally drive that route home every single day, and I didn't take this picture, lol. I saw it on reddit this morning. I'm gonna keep an eye out for this guy.

 

[Squanch72]

I think the funniest part of that squanch tailgate is that I literally drive that route home every single day, and I didn't take this picture, lol. I saw it on reddit this morning. I'm gonna keep an eye out for this guy.

It almost looks like he is a holding a shell. Love the 3-D artwork.

 

[Groggy]

I came across this while browsing YouTube and wondering where my kava is...

 

[Chris1052]

I came across this while browsing YouTube and wondering where my kava is...[emoji38]

"noisy hot and uncomfortable, like a nickleback concert" [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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