Kapmcrunk, I've heard the ladies love a little of laskunkiue; in particular the ones with a bit of a "wild side" .
Oh you know the ones with that special white stripe from the neck to the derriere.
The lovely black fur coat and glistening black eyes that say "wanna take take a walk over to my 'nest' I've got the best variety of stinks for us to bask in

"...or "please won't you at least stay for a bit of trash souffle hmmmm"
Sometimes with a little aversion "Do you think these claws make me look to prissy"
Also "is my tail to fat"

and "I'm so torn between this tree bark necklace and acorn blouse"

Even "Do all these grasshoppers I've been eating lately make my teeth look dull

?"
Last but not least " I've been putting mud all over my face lips and eyelashes but they're still not looking any firmer

"
Oh no wait I must be recollecting skunks


...or not..um yeah must be skunks?




Hahahahaha





In all honesty even though I'm not for the domestication of animals that are not already domesticated; from what I've read and seen they do make pretty impressive companions/pets when properly defumed.
And can even be house trained to an extent.
There happen to be pretty amazing creatures on this planet that just seem to flourish with intelligence when given the chance.