I Love Kava Friday Pan-Fried Friday

[verticity]

Let's get the party started. Have some kava, and some nuts. Please refrain from flying into a psychotic rage. (No shampoo drinking allowed)

 

[The Kap'n]

@Deleted User ....but I like it more!

 

[avahZ]

GHK's Mahakea I love you, will you be my second wifu! The first still does tricks, so second is the best I can do!

 

[The Kap'n]

@Kapmcrunk - I concede, you do like it more. Like all forum-owning children's cereal crunching totally deluded wackos, you have an unnatural affection for plants.

You know me too well. Cereal crunching and all!

 

[Blippy5]

I do not I fact believe you are in love with kava, but that you mearly enjoy it.

How long have you known each other? What do you do together?

 

[avahZ]

It was love at first shell! And we make beautiful music together (well you can call ear ringing music in this case!)

 

[Deleted User01]

I like "My Nuts". Do they have BBQ flavor or "Hot and Spicy"? Yeah, I like "My Nuts" hot and spicy.

 

[verticity]

Hello. I like kava.
(There, that shouldn't be too controversial.)

Well you like Hawaiian Kava, which according to the people of Fiji is undrinkable, and is hardly true kava. The only truly traditional and legitimate kava comes from Vanuatu. Heathen.

 

[verticity]

I do not I fact believe you are in love with kava, but that you mearly enjoy it.

Don't give me that "common sense" crap. You don't know what you're talking about.
EDIT: Better add a friendly emoticon to make clear I'm kidding:

 

[verticity]

I like "My Nuts". Do they have BBQ flavor or "Hot and Spicy"? Yeah, I like "My Nuts" hot and spicy.

I like "Your Nuts" too. I would describe them as more salty than spicy.

 

[greenbeen]

It was love at first shell! And we make beautiful music together (well you can call ear ringing music in this case!)

Stop,..you had me at Awa. I dont want anyones fingers kneading you but my own.

 

[HeadHodge]

I take 'my nuts' everywhere I go. My favorite place to go is a Chinese restaurant in Old Town Portland OR called 'Hung Far Low'

 

[greenbeen]

Dear Kava,
I bought a wonderful digorno pizza just for us tonight. All I knead/need is you.
Cant wait to see you later tonight !
Sincerely yours,
John.

 

[verticity]

I take 'my nuts' everywhere I go. My favorite place to go is a Chinese restaurant in Old Town Portland OR called 'Hung Far Low'

I thought you were kidding. But not so:
http://chatterbox.typepad.com/portlandarchitecture/2010/09/return-of-the-hung-far-low-sign.html

As it happens, Hung Far Low translates as "almond blossom fragrance" in the Chinese dialect of Taisan, which once ruled the streets of Chinatowns in midcentury America but has now been supplanted by Mandarin (and English)

 

[verticity]

Dear Kava,
I bought a wonderful digorno pizza just for us tonight. All I knead/need is you.
Cant wait to see you later tonight !
Sincerely yours,
John.

Delivery?

 

[HeadHodge]

I thought you were kidding. But not so:
http://chatterbox.typepad.com/portlandarchitecture/2010/09/return-of-the-hung-far-low-sign.html

Almond blossom fragrance exactly describes 'my nuts' !!!
(p.s. I'm always sarcastic but everything I say is 'always' the truth)

 

[verticity]

Almond blossom fragrance exactly describes 'my nuts' !!!
(p.s. I'm always sarcastic but everything I say is 'always' the truth)

I am always inconsistent.

 

[HeadHodge]

I thought you were kidding. But not so:
http://chatterbox.typepad.com/portlandarchitecture/2010/09/return-of-the-hung-far-low-sign.html

I lived in Portland OR for 4 or 5 years and used to go there often. I guess it's closed now but was one of my favorites.