I Love Kava Friday Pan-Fried Friday

[HeadHodge]

I am always inconsistent.

I thought I made a mistake once. But I was wrong.

 

[greenbeen]

I find that 70% of the time i say incorrect statistics

 

[Blippy5]

I think everyone should be aware- that one in every 2 million lobsters is blue. It is time to end discrimination, and show representation for these guys.

 

[Blippy5]

I find that 70% of the time i say incorrect statistics

30% of the time I make them up.

 

[greenbeen]

Listen i dont want to sound like a know-it-all. But every lobster is blue until you cook it. The heat turns them red.

 

[greenbeen]

Plus 70% of lobsters are easily embarassed.

 

[HeadHodge]

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I think everyone should be aware- that one in every 2 million lobsters is blue. It is time to end discrimination, and show representation for these guys.

The color of that lobster looks just like 'my nuts' which are currently laying in the freezer.

 

[greenbeen]

Blue lobster lovers eat puppies.

Woah. Can we leave the poor, sweet, and innocent blue lobster lovers out of this?

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

yikes, if every lobster is blue until you cook it, i must be color blind.

mmmm. pan fried lobster!

 

[verticity]

I lived in Portland OR for 4 or 5 years and used to go there often. I guess it's closed now but was one of my favorites.

Yes, they have built a wall around the city; no one gets in or out. It's like escape from New York.

 

[verticity]

The color of that lobster looks just like 'my nuts' which are currently laying in the freezer.

Had a dispute with the spouse?

 

[verticity]

yikes, if every lobster is blue until you cook it, i must be color blind.

mmmm. pan fried lobster!

He meant "blue" as in "sad" because it knows it's about to get cooked.

 

[greenbeen]

He meant "blue" as in "sad" because it knows it's about to get cooked.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

poor little fellers, i think they look better dressed in the color butter.

 

[HeadHodge]

Had a dispute with the spouse?

No she just likes to put 'my nuts' on ice until she is ready to eat some.

 

[Blippy5]

Blue lobster lovers eat puppies.

I am feeling so attacked right now, (sigh) I just came to have a good time.

 

[greenbeen]

I am feeling so attacked right now, (sigh) I just came to have a good time.

Its all fun and games until somebody's puppy disappears and you cough up a rabies vaccination tag

 

[verticity]

LOL My Mom just shared this on Facebook

Lost on a rainy night, a rabbi stumbles into a monastery.
"Welcome, Rabbi! You're just in time for dinner!"
"Thank you so much, but I can't eat meat that isn't kosher."
"We have excellent fish 'n chips."
"Oh, wonderful."
They eat.
"Say, these are the best fish n' chips I've ever tasted. May I thank the chef?"
"Certainly. Brother Michael and Brother Francis, please come in!"
"Very pleased to meet you, gentlemen. I just wanted to thank you for the finest fish and chips I've ever had. Just out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Michael replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
The rabbi turns to the other brother and says, "Then you must be...."
"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."​

 

[Steve Mariotti]

I love blue lobsters, and I don't eat puppies.

Though they ARE delicious.