I Love Kava Friday Pan-Fried Friday

[sɥɐʞɐs]

LOL My Mom just shared this on Facebook

Lost on a rainy night, a rabbi stumbles into a monastery.
"Welcome, Rabbi! You're just in time for dinner!"
"Thank you so much, but I can't eat meat that isn't kosher."
"We have excellent fish 'n chips."
"Oh, wonderful."
They eat.
"Say, these are the best fish n' chips I've ever tasted. May I thank the chef?"
"Certainly. Brother Michael and Brother Francis, please come in!"
"Very pleased to meet you, gentlemen. I just wanted to thank you for the finest fish and chips I've ever had. Just out of curiosity, who cooked what?"
Brother Michael replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."
The rabbi turns to the other brother and says, "Then you must be...."
"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."​

 

[Steve Mariotti]

Oh good lord, you're killing me, vert!

 

[Steve Mariotti]

 

[Steve Mariotti]

 

[verticity]

I am feeling so attacked right now, (sigh) I just came to have a good time.

So, you seem to be taking this joking about blue lobsters personally. Your avatar is something blue, I'm not sure what... could it be... a blue lobster? Could it in fact be a photograph of yourself... if so I am so sorry.

 

[verticity]

Classic SNL.

 

[verticity]

Oh good lord, you're killing me, vert!

Hey let's keep it secular up in here bro

 

[Blippy5]

Hey let's keep it secular up in here bro

We don't need a repeat of our last pan fried fiasco

 

[Blippy5]

So, you seem to be taking this joking about blue lobsters personally. Your avatar is something blue, I'm not sure what... could it be... a blue lobster? Could it in fact be a photograph of yourself... if so I am so sorry.

Are you racist against blue people?

Actually my avatar is from the movie avatar, because I found it punny.

 

[verticity]

Are you racist against blue people?

Actually my avatar is from the movie avatar, because I found it punny.

No sir, some of my best friends are blue people. Although I will admit I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one.

 

[Pacifico]

Since "Show Me Your Grub" isn't in the main room...

 

[greenbeen]

You know, you really gotta hand it to blind prostitutes

 

[Blippy5]

You know, you really gotta hand it to blind prostitutes

This reminds me of walking through Amsterdam's red light district during the day.

 

[greenbeen]

No, you literally have to hand it to blind prostitutes.

 

[Blippy5]

Damn. That entrapment.

 

[verticity]

This reminds me of walking through Amsterdam's red light district during the day.

Do they keep the lights on during the day?

 

[Blippy5]

Do they keep the lights on during the day?

That's the question you want to ask?

 

[verticity]

No, you literally have to hand it to blind prostitutes.

You don't have to. She could kind of feel around for the protrusion, aided by echolocation perhaps.

 

[verticity]

That's the question you want to ask?

Yes, is that a problematic question? No need to answer if I have touched upon a sensitive subject.
So to speak.

 

[Pacifico]

Do they keep the lights on during the day?

All of mine were 20/20s.