I Love Kava Friday Friday Thread: Freedom Friday!

[Pacifico]

No, Justice Scalia, please keep the towel on. And wear a shirt, too.

And please eat lots of sinful bacon by the pounds... three times a day... with no exercise.

 

[verticity]

 

[Deleted User01]

At the rate you guys are going, The Good Judge will have to make a ruling on marriage between "Pan-Fried Non Gay Guys Who Drink Kava".

 

[HeadHodge]

You're going to need both hands. (If you mean what I think you mean)

Yeah, my nickname for Kapm is 'Wilbur'. (I could explain, but I think I'll let you figure it out)

 

[verticity]

Yeah, my nickname for Kapm is 'Wilbur'. (I could explain, but I think I'll let you figure it out)

Yes, I have the horse sense to SEe what you MEaN.

 

[HeadHodge]

At the rate you guys are going, The Good Judge will have to make a ruling on marriage between "Pan-Fried Non Gay Guys Who Drink Kava".

Don't forget Sea Monkeys.

 

[verticity]

Hey, come on, you have to admit Lady Sea Monkey is pretty hot.

 

[Naijomii]

Ohh I loved sea monkeys as a kid, ordered them off the back of comics, yeah I'm admitting that.

 

[Blippy5]

 

[verticity]

So, this is my opinion:
- Marriage between consenting adults should be legal.

Corollaries:
- Marriage between a man and a woman should be legal
- Gay marriage should be legal
- Polygamy should be legal if no parties are coerced or underage
- Marriage to animals should not be legal, because animals are not capable of giving consent
- Likewise, children are not capable of consenting, and should not be allowed to marry
- @HeadHodge should be allowed to marry himself

Any questions?

 

[Blippy5]

@verticity I vote yay

 

[The Kap'n]

Don't forget Sea Monkeys.

I think "They can even be trained" is a bit of a stretch.

 

[verticity]

I think "They can even be trained" is a bit of a stretch.

I think "a bit of a stretch" is a bit of a stretch.

 

[The Kap'n]

 

[HeadHodge]

.....- @HeadHodge should be allowed to marry himself

Any questions?

I have offered him my hand many times!!

 

[Pacifico]

So, this is my opinion:
- Marriage between consenting adults should be legal.

Corollaries:
- Marriage between a man and a woman should be legal
- Gay marriage should be legal
- Polygamy should be legal if no parties are coerced or underage
- Marriage to animals should not be legal, because animals are not capable of giving consent
- Likewise, children are not capable of consenting, and should not be allowed to marry
- @HeadHodge should be allowed to marry himself

Any questions?

There is a flaw here becauses collies and white-faced capuchin monkeys know exactly what is going on at all times.

 

[HeadHodge]

There is a flaw here becauses collies and white-faced capuchin monkeys know exactly what is going on at all times.

Just looked it up and can't believe how many woman love their dogs.
Too afraid to look up capuchin monkeys now.

 

[verticity]

I have offered him my hand many times!!

I know, it's so sad, but a lot of people's selves are just interested in sex with themselves, but when you try to make a commitment, they just run away (from themselves)

 

[verticity]

There is a flaw here becauses collies and white-faced capuchin monkeys know exactly what is going on at all times.

Well, that may be true. The monkeys may be capable of consent, but since they know what is going on, none of them ever would consent, so it's a moot point. Collies on the other hand... well OK "... Consenting adult humans or collies"

 

[verticity]

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What? Why? Are you two "busy"?