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Why have I never tried GHK?

Why have I still never drank any Gourmet Hawaiin Kava?

  • I fear change

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Hawaii is far away, long drive for the postman

    Votes: 3 25.0%

  • I'm borderline retarded

    Votes: 8 66.7%
  • Total voters
    12
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Deleted User01

Why have you never tried GHK?
"Because you can't spell Hawaiian?"
Or, "I get antsy waiting for canoes to cross the ocean with the mother lode".
Or, "I hate freshly harvested Kava. The word farm fresh sounds too much like Martha Stewart."

Hey, I'm trying to help you. :rolleyes:
 
The Kap'n

The Kap'n

The Groggy Kaptain (40g)
KavaForums Founder
It's the change thing. I'm very much like that myself. If I find something that works, it's really hard to get me to try something else. We are creatures of habit after all :)
 
Zac Imiola (Herbalist)

Zac Imiola (Herbalist)

Kava Connoisseur
Yeah I'm pretty much the opposite direction in a sense. I use GHK and am very stubborn about others, although I can't deny a personal invitation or free kava . So I've ventured into paradise and ozia Judd and cactus kava and was equally as satisfied in their own respects .
 
wormwood

wormwood

Kava Enthusiast
Deleted User01 said:
Why have you never tried GHK?
"Because you can't spell Hawaiian?"
Or, "I get antsy waiting for canoes to cross the ocean with the mother lode".
Or, "I hate freshly harvested Kava. The word farm fresh sounds too much like Martha Stewart."

Hey, I'm trying to help you. :rolleyes:
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hm?

PS-"load"
 
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Deleted User01

Sorry, I'm just trying out my Johnny Carson Impersonator Comedy Act. Not trying to hurt your feelings. Just trying out some "new material".
Like I said, old habits die hard. If you are happy with what you are buying, then why switch. Some people get very comfortable with daily habits (like me). Others want to try every damn thing in the universe (too tiring). Each to his own. Don't sweat it. Maybe @Gourmet Hawaiian Kava will send you some free samples. There, I have summoned the Gods of Hawaiian Kava.
 
wormwood

wormwood

Kava Enthusiast
Deleted User01 said:
Sorry, I'm just trying out my Johnny Carson Impersonator Comedy Act. Not trying to hurt your feelings. Just trying out some "new material".
Like I said, old habits die hard. If you are happy with what you are buying, then why switch. Some people get very comfortable with daily habits (like me). Others want to try every damn thing in the universe (too tiring). Each to his own. Don't sweat it. Maybe @Gourmet Hawaiian Kava will send you some free samples. There, I have summoned the Gods of Hawaiian Kava.
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I know. I was just trying to start a silly/funny thread. The only thing that hurts my feelings is when the USPS is late with my kava pack.
 
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Deleted User01

Ok, I found some jokes.
Why haven't you tried GHK you ask:
Because you spent 20 minutes looking at an orange juice carton because it said concentrate.
Because you went for a blood test and asked for time to study.
Because you think Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Because you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

(Stolen from a magazine with "Yo Mama" jokes.) Here are a few more:
Yo mama is so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. :whistle:
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each of her farts. (there, the gross one). :LOL:
 
Squanch72

Squanch72

Kava Vendor
Deleted User01 said:
Gulp, I hate to ask. But Ok, what's better?

Disclaimer. This is all Squanch72's idea and he better walk with a limp otherwise he is going to be flamed to eternity. I'm just an innocent bystander. Oh, and I have arthritis in my fingers. And of course that is also no laughing matter. So I can relate.
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Ha ha ha, you see I didn't write in the catch line. PMing you now.
For further thinking here is another one of my favorites.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
 
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