You got one of those S&M dogs?
I will never forget hearing that joke. I was catfishing on the picturesque Susquehanna river one summer evening in beautiful Falls PA. Well up about a 150 feet from us where some guys fishing and directly across the river was some other guys fishing too. The guys on our side where heckling the guys across the river terrible. Well our side guys threw that joke out there and stumped the guys across the river. When our side told the answer oh my goodness, the dude on the other side lost his temper. I will cross the bridge and kick your butts, yadda yadda. Oh my buddy and I had a good chuckle that night. Memories....
Don't worry I will be paid back for my off-color jokes as I have a family get together and the birthday gal choose the Golden Corral as her dinner of choice. It's like watching a filming of The Walking Dead without makeup on the zombies.