Jman. "That's me in the spotlight ... trying on my Nightie."
"Huh? Psst Jman, I think that spotlight is coming from that cop car over there"
Jman. "Oh No I've said too much.
"Yeah you did, now shut the f*** up. I though you invited me over for tacos and coffee.
Jman. "I haven't said enough"
"I can assure you, you have definitely said too much." Somebody get me otta this thread! You want a song, I got a song for you. How about "Dude Looks like a Lady". But I'm trapped here and all I wanna sing is "Help me Rhonda, Help, Help me Rhonda!!!".
Man, I consider this the burn of the century.
Jman. "I'm choosing my confession ..."
Not around me you ain't. 'Bout had enough of this. I'm reporting you to the
National Association for the Prevention of Abuse to Smileys and Emoticons.
Jeez, now I know why Peter Buck drinks so much kava. Probably to forget ....