Don Papi Chulo
Kava Curious
Yes!
I've finally materialized!
Seems I was trapped inside that shell of a man for centuries. Constricted by such surplus "qualities" as "conscience", "politeness", "decency" etc...
Papi says NO MORE!
You will come to know me as honest to the "T" all the way from the "H".
You might not always agree, sometimes even get a little salty, but I promise you this:
Maddona's titties are like inflated prunes, yes Papi does preach, but
PAPI DON'T LIE!
I've finally materialized!
Seems I was trapped inside that shell of a man for centuries. Constricted by such surplus "qualities" as "conscience", "politeness", "decency" etc...
Papi says NO MORE!
You will come to know me as honest to the "T" all the way from the "H".
You might not always agree, sometimes even get a little salty, but I promise you this:
Maddona's titties are like inflated prunes, yes Papi does preach, but
PAPI DON'T LIE!
I will be waiting with baited breath for more Prunes of Wisdom, errrrrr, I mean Pearls of Wisdom. 
