Fan Mail - Thank you!!!

[ApéroNoble]

The message was pre-printed. All of their letters say the same thing I believe.

how you know dat k-crunks

 

[The Kap'n]

K-crunks, I like it.

They don't give any place for a custom message, it's all pre-printed.

What happens after I give you my money?
We'll vomit up a tonne of glitter & put it in an envelope with your recipients address on the front of it. We'll also include a note telling them how awful they are which will be folded within.

 

[Rookietwoshoes]

"I don't know what you expect to find out there, precious, you know what you want better than me. But there's one thing I do know. I know I can stand here watching you destroy everything I've ever wanted in my life, wanting to smash your face with my fists, because you won't make even the slightest effort and still know that I love you."

I won't have you destroying what Shakas and I share.
Stop adulterating my letters.
If you are still in need of my corrections then simply hand in a request instead of misbehaving like this.

 

[ApéroNoble]

sorry for you Rooks but shakas is heading home to his fiancé Luna

 

[Rookietwoshoes]

Well he promised me last night that he would not see her anymore.

And by the way, congratulations on the glitter, @Deleted User .

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

the solution was just a little razzmatazz!

 

[HeadHodge]

@Deleted User would you test a poop gram too, if I sent you one? I'm fairly certain I have noble poop, but would like to know for sure.

 

[ApéroNoble]

Significantly, most scientists (and virtually all elementary teachers) agree....

 

[ApéroNoble]

paste-sampling Miss Pooch further pontificates is not dissimilar regarding its primary moa as sneaky compositions other than Piper methysticum found or compounds popping about at school dances, cafeteria wonton soup soaked crumpet tournaments , & secret hoodwinks among the chinese checkers clubs

 

[Steve Mariotti]

Who said this was a joke? I don't see Mango laughing ... just giggling. They're trying to tickle a confession out of her.

Who's Mango?

Mango?