I Love Kava Friday Kava tastes just like.....

[HeadHodge]

Tastes like goat.
This video "mashup" is dedicated to the love of my life, and to the friendly folks on Kava Forums.

So are you trying to tell us that you are Jellybean and wanting to hang with @Deleted User01 (Mr. G) in the Bunga Bunga room ??
Jellybean + Mr. G ==

Why didn't you just come out and say so and skip all the metaphor stuff?

 

[verticity]

So are you trying to tell us that you are Jellybean and wanting to hang with @Deleted User01 (Mr. G) in the Bunga Bunga room ??
Jellybean + Mr. G ==

Why didn't you just come out and say so and skip all the metaphor stuff?

Actually I'm Mr. G, and I terribly missed you (Jellybean) and your enormous endowment.

 

[verticity]

Kava tastes like unrequited love for a donkey. There. I said it.

 

[HeadHodge]

Actually I'm Mr. G, and I terribly missed you (Jellybean) and your enormous endowment.

I obtained a rather large endowment after one of my family members passed on.

 

[avahZ]

*Looks around the pan frieday thread... Notices a few cob webs and some dust on the floor... Roles a 16d20... Finds a new ash wood broom +2... With great skill dust and cobwebs flee at the fury met upon them....*

 

[Kimmer]

Kava tastes like what Mike's car smells like. Ass.
But it works

 

[HeadHodge]

Kava tastes like what Mike's car smells like. Ass.
But it works

Kava smells like my ass OR My ass smells like kava. I can't really tell.

Thoughts anyone?

 

[HeadHodge]

Ooopsey Doodle.....

My kava looks like crap OR My crap looks like kava. I can't really tell.

 

[verticity]

Kava tastes like what Mike's car smells like. Ass.
But it works

I know, kava totally tastes likes Mike's ass. (Who's Mike?)

 

[Kimmer]

He's the guy who's chuckling about your post. Great guy but he farts like he does toss and wash.

I know, kava totally tastes likes Mike's ass. (Who's Mike?)

 

[Blippy5]

Just starting on my Pouni Ono for the day. It tastes gross but I feel great!

 

[wormwood]

Well, its the only thing I that I consume on a regular basis that occasionally brings me close to gagging.

 

[verticity]

Apparently we are morons (apologies for the blatant sexism yadda yadda, but I thought this was pretty funny)

 

[Blippy5]

We are probably morons, we drink dirty water. In fact we buy it regularly, and discuss the pros and cons.

 

[VictoryRider]

Morons? Was there ever any question?????

To me, kava tastes like a combination of, in no particular order:

wood
dirt
listerine (the hard stuff, not the fru-fru minty crap)
soap
pine-sol

What's not to love?