Kavasseur Proverbs

[verticity]

"You want the tudei? You can't handle the tudei!"

 

[verticity]

There’s an old Mexican proverb that says "Tell me with whom you drink kava, and I will tell you who you are."

 

[theGrogfather]

Don't judge a root by its taste

 

[Kojo Douglas]

"Mind if I do a Tudei?"

"Bran, fill him on the shell-tails."

 

[Kojo Douglas]

How many cups of water per two cups of Kava?

"Mark it eight, dude!"

 

[verticity]

"My mama always said life was like a bag of mystery waka. You never know what you're gonna get."

 

[verticity]

"I see krunk people"

 

[verticity]

"Of all the nakamals in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

 

[verticity]

"Tonga! Tonga!"
-- National Lampoon's Animal House

 

[VictoryRider]

When the going gets tough, the tough get krunk.

 

[Squanch72]

Once a root, twice a wash

 

[Squanch72]

Wish in one hand, shell in the other

 

[Kojo Douglas]

Stick a root in it.

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Stay rooted...

 

[Squanch72]

That's what Kava said
TWKS

 

[EQ]

Take the sacred root for anxiety we boot

Drink the root elixir as the tension fixer

When we are goofy Kava takes the blame

The root we hail when we fail

We once took a detour and got drunk
After the hangover we returned to our roots
For Kava is our home

Kava stupor Kava super

 

[Piper Methysticum]

Tudei is the root of all evil.

 

[Kojo Douglas]

I knead a miracle everyday

(Grateful Dead reference, and a bit esoteric of one at that)

 

[Kojo Douglas]

Sometimes it's not what you want - it's what you knead

 

[Noname]

If you wanna solve a problem you need to find the roots