Safeguarding My Kava Stash

[PapaMoi]

This is the guy I have guarding my kava recently. If anyone gets too close, he silently gives them a piercing gaze until they leave.
His name is Marty.
Martin L. Methysticum is how he signs his name on official documents.

I always offer him some strong grog in return for his work, but he hasn't taken me up on the offer yet.

Maybe one day.....

 

[Groggy]

This is the guy I have guarding my kava recently. If anyone gets too close, he silently gives them a piercing gaze until they leave.
His name is Marty.
Martin L. Methysticum is how he signs his name on official documents.

I always offer him some strong grog in return for his work, but he hasn't taken me up on the offer yet.

Maybe one day.....

All I saw was the gold bags under it , I'd smack that statuette out of the way without a second thought

 

[PapaMoi]

All I saw was the gold bags under it , I'd smack that statuette out of the way without a second thought

Ha ha. You got me. The real reason I made the post was to showcase the kava!

 

[Groggy]

Ha ha. You got me. The real reason I made the post was to showcase the kava!

I have been reading a LOT of GHK reviews lately and Mo'i is looking mighty appetizing

 

[verticity]

I like your avatar as well. What is that, a human belly, that somehow is alive without any limbs or head?
(If it were furrier it would look like my fat cat)

 

[PapaMoi]

It's a conceptual art piece. Not mine, but I liked the idea behind it. Saying a lot with a little.
It tells the story of alcohol abuse in America.

Ironically, that was part of my past. Thanks to kava, I no longer want booze and actually the thought of drinking now disgusts me. I've been enlightened by the kava, know what I mean?

I like how that art piece addresses a serious issue in an ironic and funny way.

 

[Edward]

You call that a stash? This is a stash... and that's after I sent a few bags to my friend... and more on the way... oh, and a couple of big bags of micro... and some instants...

 

[Groggy]

That's a lovely stash

Sent from my MotoG3

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Edward was robbed of his kava soon after the post. He surely regretted it ...

 

[Groggy]

Edward was robbed of his kava soon after the post. He surely regretted it ...

You never know when the queen is going to declare its her kava now..

 

[kavamehameha]

Doc @PapaMoi : Marty! You've gotta come back with me!
Marty: Where?
Doc PapaMoi: Back to the KAVA.

 

[blindy107]

You call that a stash? This is a stash... and that's after I sent a few bags to my friend... and more on the way... oh, and a couple of big bags of micro... and some instants...

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Looks like a good problem to have.

 

[Groggy]

Any stash of kava is a good problem

 

[Edward]

Looks like a good problem to have.

Yes, I used to have a drink problem

 

[Groggy]

Yes, I used to have a drink problem

Now like most of us, you are a kavaholic

 

[Edward]

Now like most of us, you are a kavaholic

I'm good at controlling the kava usage but not at controlling the urge to order more when I'm feeling mellow and happy.

 

[PapaMoi]

I'm good at controlling the kava usage but not at controlling the urge to order more when I'm feeling mellow and happy.

I can relate so well with that!

 

[Zac Imiola (Herbalist)]

Hahah I have no stash been out of kava for 3 days now ! more is on the way alas. Will be open to receiving kava from members