Shaka's Makas ©™ -- Black Friday sale!

[sɥɐʞɐs]

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[Gourmet Hawaiian Kava]

I just placed my order for the whole line up. Thanks for offering us such great stuff. I can't wait till I get my order.
I will post glowing reviews because I know you have the best makas around.

Aloha.

Chris

 

[Crunked]

I'm tempted by the Peter North Dermopathy Cream.

 

[HeadHodge]

I'm tempted by the Peter North Dermopathy Cream.

Is that the same stuff that is bottled by a tattooed Nazi drug dealer named "Speedy" in Newport??

 

[Ricardo Piquant]

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kava Santa looks pretty chill lol

 

[kavamehameha]

kava Santa looks pretty chill lol

For now, yes. But I don't wanna know how he looks tomorrow.

 

[Kojo Douglas]

This certainly hits a sweet spot...

...and apparently so does Peter North.

 

[Edward]

Is that the same stuff that is bottled by a tattooed Nazi drug dealer named "Speedy" in Newport??

 

[kastom_lif]

Oi clart, you listens to Goldie Lookin Chain?

 

[KrunkMunster]

2% off? That doesn't seem like much incentive. It's like $1 on $50.

 

[Gourmet Hawaiian Kava]

I agree that 2% off does not seem like much but when you think of it, 2% off of tudei makas is a truly great deal.
Aloha.

Chris

 

[KrunkMunster]

I agree that 2% off does not seem like much but when you think of it, 2% off of tudei makas is a truly great deal.
Aloha.
Chris

Ah, OK, I get it now.

 

[sɥɐʞɐs]

It's Maka Monday! You guys are all very welcome for my generous offers, I do it all for YOU!

 

[kastom_lif]

Ahem... hemia nao...

Yu no man Santo
Kava mekem yu yu kam haf ded
Bae mi bet yu faefhandred

Kam dring wan sel long Deco Stop
klosap long hospital
Aelan ia hem i Santo we ikat fulap nakamal
Foldaon long epot i go kasem windo
The yin to my yang
The Ralph to my GJP tru
Kam kasem end blo koltar
Mi gat kava mi skwisim malogu
Jimmy Stevens hem i tu wan man Santo
We even got a green light aot long Fanafo...

 

[nabanga]

Ahem... hemia nao...

Yu no man Santo
Kava mekem yu yu kam haf ded
Bae mi bet yu faefhandred

...

I'm sat at my desk imagining the best Stringband chords to fit..

 

[kastom_lif]

Wait till you hear the zouketon remix