Fell Off the Root

[Capitán Bastos]

The "certifiable" part is correct.

1/2! Not too shabby! Whoooooooooo!!!!!

 

[Zaphod]

Can you chew medium grind? Or would you end up swallowing too much stuff you aren't supposed to? I've had a toothache lately and I'm tempted to try for that reason.

Try putting it into a teabag and placing it right on the gum/tooth. Your saliva will help extract the kavalactones, and the direct anesthetic properties will help numb the area. The teabag will act much like the old tobacco chew pouches keeping you from eating the root.