Kavafied
Kava Vendor
After two years of AluBallin we went back to our roots to design a bottle that incorporates the rich culture of Kava on top of enhancing your aluball experience.
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New bottle, same aluballLooks very nice, I noticed that the overall liquid capacity has been increased,the real question, I and I feel confident that everyone wants to know is is the capacity of the Aluball been increased as well?
The rounded bottom and shatter resistant tritan material reduces fatigue on the aluball and bottle when in use. A concern we addressed for those who like making more concentrated shells of kavaVery very cool.
Aluball was my first kava experience and still a staple. I see the bottom is rounded, ill be interested to see how that improves the ball mixing into the water, as i imagine it making the water sort of bottle neck into the end and be forced through the ball as it impacts that point.
Also the shell cap, that's very creative lol. Genius.
Overall, ill be happy to try this out!
Wow triple balling will be nice on thatWe had all Kava drinkers in mind with the AluBottle. View attachment 8490 Here's a size comparison. At about 36oz capacity, it is a great way to take Kava with you and also have a shell to drink out of regardless of how you prepare your roots.
That was my experience too. Absolutely love it but I need the hands of a football player.So I figured its almost Friday - and I'm only drinking a couple of shells of kava per week while I go through this f'ing detox thing - so went ahead and attempted to shake up a small amount of kava. Wow this thing has capacity! My 8ozs of kava looks very sad in this big bottle! Anyways, my only complaint about the bottle is that its too big for my hands! My hand barely gets half way round the bottle! Really hard to get a good grip and shake well like I could with the original. I'll just have to shimmy shake a little longer!
ETA - Its not so bad for little hands - just takes a little getting used to!
At least preparing kava requires a little bit of work which the aluball actually does make easier, as opposed to having a $400 machine to dispense juice that you can just pour out of the packet...Great work, @Kavafied.
Interesting to compare your invention with failure that was the $120M Juicero.
Next step, the Alushaker 9000. You fill it up before you leave for work, it detects your stress levels based on your social media activity during the day (How? It's internet connected of course, silly!). Then it detects when you walk in the door and starts shaking itself and sends you a tweet when it's ready. It goes without saying that it has built-in tech that detects tudei and chlorophyll and will refuse to shake if it does.
A cross between a bread maker (for the kneading) and the juicero would be good. You pour in a jug of water and throw in bag of kava (a nut milk bag with a velcro strip opening) and set a timer. It keeps the kava soaked for the time you set and then starts kneading. You could use built-in refrigeration to stop it spoiling, or have the bag of kava sit above the water and only drop in at kneading time.But seriously if there were a machine that could squeeze a batch of kava for me so I could set it to be ready at like 5 PM every day, I would probably spend money for that...
Yup, being self-cleaning would be another requirement to make it worthwhile..A cross between a bread maker (for the kneading) and the juicero would be good. You pour in a jug of water and throw in bag of kava (a nut milk bag with a velcro strip opening) and set a timer. It keeps the kava soaked for the time you set and then starts kneading. You could use built-in refrigeration to stop it spoiling, or have the bag of kava sit above the water and only drop in at kneading time.
Unfortunately the cleanup would be worse than just hand-kneading and negate any benefits.
BluetoothGreat work, @Kavafied.
Interesting to compare your invention with the massive fail that was the $120M Juicero.
Next step, the Alushaker 9000. You fill it up before you leave for work, it detects your stress levels based on your social media activity during the day (How? It's internet connected, silly!). Then it detects when you walk in the door and starts shaking itself and sends you a tweet when it's ready. It goes without saying that it has built-in tech that detects tudei and chlorophyll and will refuse to shake if it does.