Making your own instant

[Sam Handwich]

Guess I gotta find a good supply of affordable whole root, grind it myself, and make mass quantities of instant. Gotta prepare for the global blackout, you know, just in case I havent moved to a kava producing island by the time the lights go out

We'll start a post apocalypse kava commune on said island

 

[Edward]

Guess I gotta find a good supply of affordable whole root, grind it myself, and make mass quantities of instant. Gotta prepare for the global blackout, you know, just in case I havent moved to a kava producing island by the time the lights go out

Lol, don't forget your spare lightbulbs ;-)

Seriously, instant kava is the way forward for me. I get such good results in the lorry and can get so relaxed and happy which usually lasts into the next day with such a blast of awesomeness, happiness and alround good glow that just isn't replicated by med grind by any prep. Call me a blasphemer...

 

[wanderingwoodsmith]

I could picture myself walking around on an island, wearing big brown hooded monk robes, chanting over a bowl of kava, and using my fingers to sprinkle it on everyone as I pass them. The Krunk Monk wants you! (To join the commune).

 

[wanderingwoodsmith]

@Edward, I am eager to try some instant now!

 

[Edward]

I could picture myself walking around on an island, wearing big brown hooded monk robes, chanting over a bowl of kava, and using my fingers to sprinkle it on everyone as I pass them. The Krunk Monk wants you! (To join the commune).

That's an awesome picture in my head! Pour some sugar on me!!! ;-)

 

[Sam Handwich]

One of these days your going to have to tell us who Lorry is and how your employer is paying you to spend so much time in her...while drinking kava! That's a he'll of a job you've landed @Edward

 

[Edward]

Don't forget the milk, opens it up a lot...

 

[wanderingwoodsmith]

Pour some sugar on me!!! ;-)

Thats so awesome that you said that! just today I that song popped into my head, and I started singing kava instead of sugar. I almost busted out a guitar to rewrite the song and record it lol

 

[Sam Handwich]

Don't forget the milk, opens it up a lot...

Lorry?!

 

[Edward]

One of these days your going to have to tell us who Lorry is and how your employer is paying you to spend so much time in her...while drinking kava! That's a he'll of a job you've landed @Edward

Lol, probably shouldn't give the company away but even in the UK which is a tiny island compared to America you can drive for a day and still not get from one end to the other so often it means I have to sleep in the lorry rather than going home. Also the lorry cabs are so much smaller in the UK than anywhere else, smaller roads... which means I haven't got a kitchen in the back, just a bed and sometimes a fridge... very primitive... kava is doable though

 

[Edward]

Thats so awesome that you said that! just today I that song popped into my head, and I started singing kava instead of sugar. I almost busted out a guitar to rewrite the song and record it lol

Big LOL!

Lorry?!

In the UK lorry and truck means more or less the same thing... I mean an articulated cab and trailer rather than a small all in one... what we call a rigid because it doesn't bend ;-)

 

[Sam Handwich]

You missed the point of my super immature joke (which was pretty pointless) Lorry the truck, or Lorie the girls name...sorry for the bad humor. I am conversationally functional in the kings English. Lorry = truck. Hood = bonnet. Trunk = boot. Elevator = lift...I'm totally bi-lingual as long as both languages are English!

 

[Edward]

@Sam Handwich No, sorry, that one went way over my head but I get it now Soy mas o menos lo mismo, hablo ingles perfectamente.

 

[Sam Handwich]

more or less the same, I speak English perfectly....had to use Google translate

 

[Edward]

Lo siento, hablo espanol but I am from London so I speak a good broad cockney type of English Don't worry though, I can still understand y'all ;-)

 

[Edward]

Except when I made up the word instantise the other day it should have been instantize maybe?!

 

[Sam Handwich]

Yes, if you are going to make up fake words like George W. you should always use a "z".

 

[Edward]

Mizunderestimate?

 

[Sam Handwich]

Nope, what you are looking for is missunderestimatize.

 

[Edward]

I've met her, she's a friend of missbehaviour...