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Rectal Administration of Kava
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boxcar beatnik
Kava Enthusiast
Agreed. Sounds like a terrible place to put anything, especially anything in the pepper family.
boxcar beatnik
Kava Enthusiast
Best. Answer. Ever. The last thing we need ours to lose another medicinal plant.
Capitán Bastos
Presanteur
That actually happens to people. Some people.A government study has determined that doing this creates a back-flow pressure and will cause you to poo from your mouth
According to the previous Surgeon General
(Your tax payer dollars hard at work)
Side Effects:
Bad Breath
Food begins to taste shitty
verticity
I'm interested in things
Whole stumps are OK.
kasa_balavu
Yaqona Dina
Only if noble.
Bert07
Me like da kava
Definitely do an enema before proceeding. The whole roots shouldn't be as bad as shoving tree sticks up the tuchus but it'd still be rather unpleasant with the roughness of the top of the root fibers themselves. To fix this, I suggest shaving off the top layers as much as you can and you'll be golden. Applying some cooking oil beforehand wouldn't hurt also. Good luck and keep us posted
verticity
I'm interested in things
I would not recommend sticking twigs up one's butt. I can't believe I have to say this...
kasa_balavu
Yaqona Dina
I agree this should be discouraged in the strongest. Don't risk serious injury for the sake of an hour or two of couch lock and a good nights sleep.
Of course if you absolutely must do this, make sure you use peeled stem to ensure no hepatotoxic compounds are extracted by your rectum.
For added fun, experiment with different cultivars for a wide range of "experiences":
Of course if you absolutely must do this, make sure you use peeled stem to ensure no hepatotoxic compounds are extracted by your rectum.
For added fun, experiment with different cultivars for a wide range of "experiences":
Bert07
Me like da kava
I was really just playing around lol but yeah I wouldn't recommend this for anyone to do. Only extracts would be the most practical method I can think of if someone wants to go down this route, but hey, whatever floats one's boat ya know
verticity
I'm interested in things
Come on. At least use underground roots, not the above ground parts. Use this simple mnemonic: underground roots for where the sun don't shine.I agree this should be discouraged in the strongest. Don't risk serious injury for the sake of an hour or two of couch lock and a good nights sleep.
Of course if you absolutely must do this, make sure you use peeled stem to ensure no hepatotoxic compounds are extracted by your rectum.
For added fun, experiment with different cultivars for a wide range of "experiences":
HeadHodge
Bula To Eternity
I use rose bush stems for practice.
kastom_lif
Kava Lover
I love you weirdos and if you want to try different things and report the results on this forum, that's fine.
However, I simply do not feel comfortable administering kava via my Irish Sphincter.
Skrasem wtm wan coral stone. Kwisim insaed wan kaliko, mo tankem stret.
However, I simply do not feel comfortable administering kava via my Irish Sphincter.
Skrasem wtm wan coral stone. Kwisim insaed wan kaliko, mo tankem stret.
verticity
I'm interested in things
This is the best I can do:
"Scratch with(?) a coral stone. Squeeze(?) inside a calico, and tuck in(?) straight."
Ref: http://www.bislama.org/images/dictionary/BislamaSpellingDictionary-BI-EN-v1.1.pdf
wtm -> wetem
kwisim -> skwisim
tankem -> takem
coral stone -> waetston
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kastom_lif
Kava Lover
Scratch with a coral stone, squeeze inside a cloth, and tank it.
tanka = someone who drinks lots of kava
tanka = someone who drinks lots of kava
verticity
I'm interested in things
Hey, I was close
I thought it was more likely something to do with calico cloth than calico cats...
I guess 'tanka' is slang, so it's not in the official dictionary..
What other Bislama slang do you know?