Roaddog
Kava Who?
Ok folks here's the situation. I have far too much time on my hands. I wanted to combine some of my greatest passions, Farming, and drinking kava. Well My logic was to teach the turkey, how to make my nightly kava. Well this may sound like an easy task. I promise you it is not. I knew the gunnies, and the chickens, had no hope. But I thought the turkey maybe could pull off a water grog. Well I would be wrong.
First before I get the cart before the horse, allow me to introduce you all, to my large male turkey named Joe Joe. Yes he is named after the Beatles song. Any who, has this thread quit reached the level of stupidity, I had hoped to achieve. Well if not, keep watching.
Second of all, A turkey has no fingers. Guess I didn't think of all that at the time, I decided to run out the door, with a camera and a blender. Anyway A turkey dose have 4 toes. Only 3 of which may be useful in the kava making process. It could be that my goal is simply unattainable. I have considered this to be a factor. But there must be something I can do.
Ever seen those chickens at the zoo, that will perform tricks for feed. Well that's the strategy I'm trying to achieve. Make kava, get grain. Make kava, get grain. A simple complete the task get a reward. Here is a few pictures of what I am dealing with. My question to all you folks is, How can I get Joe Joe the amazing kava making turkey. To preform his trick so he can get his reward. I mean should I starve him a little. That might be a bit cruel. But one must admit, this thread has potential.
I'm just saying a video of a kava making turkey, is the sort of thing that would go viral. Also it could shine some light on the science of kava. Like maybe for some odd random reason, some one may go, I should have a better understanding of kava science, simply from watching such a video.
Any who much to my dismay, I'm not even close to making such a video. Again I pose the question, how dose one even get started in trying to teach a Turkey how to make Kava? Furthermore how would one continue this action, over, and over. I'm really open to anything on this one folks. Much love. Roaddog.....
First before I get the cart before the horse, allow me to introduce you all, to my large male turkey named Joe Joe. Yes he is named after the Beatles song. Any who, has this thread quit reached the level of stupidity, I had hoped to achieve. Well if not, keep watching.
Second of all, A turkey has no fingers. Guess I didn't think of all that at the time, I decided to run out the door, with a camera and a blender. Anyway A turkey dose have 4 toes. Only 3 of which may be useful in the kava making process. It could be that my goal is simply unattainable. I have considered this to be a factor. But there must be something I can do.
Ever seen those chickens at the zoo, that will perform tricks for feed. Well that's the strategy I'm trying to achieve. Make kava, get grain. Make kava, get grain. A simple complete the task get a reward. Here is a few pictures of what I am dealing with. My question to all you folks is, How can I get Joe Joe the amazing kava making turkey. To preform his trick so he can get his reward. I mean should I starve him a little. That might be a bit cruel. But one must admit, this thread has potential.
I'm just saying a video of a kava making turkey, is the sort of thing that would go viral. Also it could shine some light on the science of kava. Like maybe for some odd random reason, some one may go, I should have a better understanding of kava science, simply from watching such a video.
Any who much to my dismay, I'm not even close to making such a video. Again I pose the question, how dose one even get started in trying to teach a Turkey how to make Kava? Furthermore how would one continue this action, over, and over. I'm really open to anything on this one folks. Much love. Roaddog.....
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